Yes...I'm still alive....just
Just a quick note to all the Death Eaters to let them know I am still alive. Just...

Bloody Bodric has been haring down corridors after me waving his sponge asking if I'll was his back for him. Urgh, I did not get confined to prison to be somebody's Bitch...I'm Voldemort's bitch...surely thats enough. Anyway that *mans* back is far to hairy, you can barely see skin and if he thinks I am going to go anywhere near him without marigolds he has got another thing coming.

Being trapped in prison has opened my eyes to how much I miss Draco. My mini me. I hope he has taken to wearing furs. It has also made me realise how much I do not miss my wife, brainless blonde that she is. Bloody stereotypical blonde, nice to look at, no intellect. Its lucky that I am so wonderfully clever (and beautiful).

In other news escape plots be damned. You people are hopeless!!!!!!!

Lucius.